Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi, 35, will wed Saturday in California, Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively.
The pair are planning a small, intimate ceremony with only a few close friends and family.
I remember me having a huge crush on Portia back in time when she was in Ally McBeal, with her attractive long blond hair she used to seduce everyone.
Credit : Yahoo
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Have you seen a truly awful piece of Photoshop work? Clumsy manipulation, senseless comping, lazy cloning and thoughtless retouching are our bread and butter. And yes, deep down, we love Photoshop.
Blown pupils usually means brain stem edema
A charming piece of ethnic cleansing by The Sun
What did you just say? Nothing, but the furniture is half-deleted
A charming piece of ethnic cleansing by The Sun
Tim Donaghy won't meet with NBA's investigator because he has a hand growing out of his neck. Duh.
Insert joke about Christina Aguilera having wonky fingers here
What Is Your Major Malfunction?
Woooo! Cross my palm with silver and gaze into my crystal ball! Mmmmmm!... I can see the past! Ohhhhh! I see a photograph... being taken in front of a white backdrop.... in a studio... I see someone Photoshopping blue sky and little clouds behind me!.... Woooo!
Blown pupils usually means brain stem edema
A charming piece of ethnic cleansing by The Sun
What did you just say? Nothing, but the furniture is half-deleted
A charming piece of ethnic cleansing by The Sun
Tim Donaghy won't meet with NBA's investigator because he has a hand growing out of his neck. Duh.
Insert joke about Christina Aguilera having wonky fingers here
What Is Your Major Malfunction?
Woooo! Cross my palm with silver and gaze into my crystal ball! Mmmmmm!... I can see the past! Ohhhhh! I see a photograph... being taken in front of a white backdrop.... in a studio... I see someone Photoshopping blue sky and little clouds behind me!.... Woooo!
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I'm In Contact With My Husband's Favorite Hooker to Find Out What He Wants Talk about being on top of shit! This bitch is not playing around... Everyone needs to look at HER dictionary for the definition of Loyalty. How do you start that conversation though?
"Hi, I know you've been fucking my husband... got any pointers?"
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"Don't give me a diamond, just give me a big closet" (Carrie to Big)
" I won't tell you how often, but when Big colors he rarely stays in the lines." (Carrie to the girls)
"Color? Well I can't color enough. I would color all day...everyday if I had my way I'd use every crayon in the box."(Samantha to the girls)
"Let's get it over and done with" (Miranda to Steve during sex)
"I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary." (Samantha on being Carrie's question to be her Maid of Honor)
"Charlotte did a Poughkeepsie in her pants!" (Carrie)
"I curse the day you were born" (Charlotte to Big)
"Honey even if I were in jail, I wouldn't have that....situation" (Samantha on Miranda's waxing issues)
" I won't tell you how often, but when Big colors he rarely stays in the lines." (Carrie to the girls)
"Color? Well I can't color enough. I would color all day...everyday if I had my way I'd use every crayon in the box."(Samantha to the girls)
"Let's get it over and done with" (Miranda to Steve during sex)
"I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary." (Samantha on being Carrie's question to be her Maid of Honor)
"Charlotte did a Poughkeepsie in her pants!" (Carrie)
"I curse the day you were born" (Charlotte to Big)
"Honey even if I were in jail, I wouldn't have that....situation" (Samantha on Miranda's waxing issues)
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When life throws punches at you,
You tell God to allow you to forgive the personand
... Then let God decide the punishment.
You tell God to allow you to forgive the personand
... Then let God decide the punishment.
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As the restaurants in Amman are increasing very madly... You can see that alot of them are shorten their branches in order to keep good sales, Zaatar W Ziet in City Mall has closed and Chili's is butting in.
I really want Wedny's and Taco Bell to open in Jordan.
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After many speculation yes Ladies (.... and Men) it's here and it's in, Sex and The City - The Movie, well I couldn't resist the time I saw it in Grand Cinemas in Amman though I was going through "the" worst day in my career ever ever ever (for more details watch this space)
So I grabbed a taxi cap and went to City Mall, bought a ticket I was looking like Sponge Pop all smiling and walking in a funny way, i was too friendly and for the very first time I didn't give any employee a hard time, though they were out of the delicious Pepsi (machine) so i got myself a popcorn and free sugar Red Bull (as the regular one was out of stock too) , still it doesn't matter I'm here for the sex not for the city ...
Anyway I entered the theater I noticed that alot of people were there, the minutes the movie started the opening song was Fergie's "Labels or Love" I was losing control !!!
It was a very long movie 2hr 25min and they cut out many nudity scenes but they left the rude language and the gay scenes uncensored, the girls were obviously older despite the face that it's been only 3 years since they finished the TV show.
What surprised me that Carrie Bradshaw wasn't that funny and loud in the movie, instead she was sad and upset and she was a real drama, Samantha Jones on the other hand got it all, the wildness, the rudeness and the sarcasm.
I really got "Carried Away" by this movie, it's so amazing seeing your fave TV how that you got used to watch in on the small screen all of a sudden it's huuuuuuge in front of you face.
The labels, the sex, New York, the seasons, and the fanciness influenced me soooooooo freakin MUCH !!! So I had to give myself a treat as I done.
Speaking fairly as a movie it's not the best movie I've ever watched, "Little Children" is, but this TV show touches me in a very weird way, it's a guilty pleasure for me, that i keep watching and watching non-stop.
I recommend EVERYONE to watch it.
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